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As you can see, I - indicated by an arrow, because with the current state of my Jewfro a real photo of me would never fit into a picture that small - am not very tall. At all (coming, as I do, in between Mr Wood and Mr Cruise). In fact, intensive scouring of the internet found only two (coincidentally rather attractive) famous people actually shorter than me: Jamie Cullum and Elijah Wood. This does not bode well, since one of them is called "Jazz Hobbit" and the other one actually is a hobbit. But I do like the way that, according to my hastily composed Science, Mr Cullum looks like he only measures about six inches. This pleased me.
However, what did not is the fact that, in addition, I'm smaller than Famous Smug Man. Actually smaller than Mr "please don't take a photo of me where I am stood next to my ex-wife, I am much too short" Smug Man! Aargh!
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