I refuse to actually /do/ the Friday Five - again with the boring! - but thought I would just post this analysis of my name doing it generated:

Your name of Matthew has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else. You love people, family, home, and friends and try to be a parent to the whole human race. While you have generally stable conditions in your personal life, you may experience some problems in business affairs through a tendency to be scattering and inattentive to details.

Ha ha ha ha. I love the way these things never say "Your name of Matthew has generated a most strong desire for you to go around smacking other people's faces in, and to go all black-eyed and evil at points of social stress or a change in the weather". Hee. Anyway, I'm not so sure about the rest of it, but that last sentence made me laugh.