Writer’s block

Currently suffering from writer’s block, so instead have some insights from my phone…

“Would you mind picking up some cava, I was planning to make mimosas but forgot the alcohol”

“Just arrived in italy, will be back in the country later afternoon”

“Oh thats silly no Such thing as 2 many compliments”

“Fuck”

“Craig needs to die. This is the only solution, the best eviction so far…”

“The pope says hi”

“Want him to text me dammit”

“Fruitstock! Now! Sun, Regent’s park, frebies, music, pretty people…”

“U G L Y he ain’t got no alibi!”

“Strawberry cheese cake and cava? Sounds perfect to me”

“No problem, assumed you were too drunk to reply ;-)”

“Hehehe”

“These new undewear are wierd! Strangely…Silken. Rather like, I imagine, wearing a butt-sized bra…”

“No bombs so far, woo!”

“Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be cooking… Parsley”

A feature: borrowed from - thanks!
Still paying attention to: the cricket (no, I don’t really have an explanation)
Reading: The Observer

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